What is Beethoven doing now?


Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cause 7, ate 9

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Where do animals go when their tail falls off?

The retail store

What's Forrest Gump's password?


What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalapeƱo business

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?


What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Whether it sees you again later or after a while.